Alright, let’s cut through the noise. Booking a wedding photographer shouldn’t feel like deciphering ancient scrolls. So, here’s the lowdown—no fluff, no awkward sales pitches, and definitely no weird jargon that makes you question your life choices.

Step 1: Stalk Their Work (Legally)

Scroll through their portfolio like you’re deep-diving a celebrity’s Instagram at 2 a.m. Do the photos hit you right in the feels? Can you picture yourself laughing, crying, and pulling questionable dance moves in those frames? If yes, you’re on the right track. Bonus points if you catch yourself smiling at strangers' wedding photos—that’s a good sign.

Step 2: Slide Into Their Inbox

Hit that contact button like it owes you money. Don’t worry about sounding fancy—just tell them the basics: your wedding date, location, and a bit about your vibe. Mention if you’re planning a low-key countryside bash or a city blowout. Extra credit if you share fun details, like how your best mate’s speech is guaranteed to be equal parts hilarious and mildly embarrassing.

Step 3: The Chat

Expect a laid-back chat, not an interrogation. This is your chance to see if you vibe. If the photographer’s cracking jokes, and you’re nodding along thinking, “Yeah, this is our person,” then you’re golden. Ask questions, share your Pinterest board (we know you have one), and make sure they get your vision—whether that’s moody and dramatic or sun-soaked and lighthearted.

Step 4: Lock It In

Once you've found the one (photographer, not your partner—you should’ve sorted that bit already), lock it in with a deposit. No deposit, no deal—it’s like calling dibs on the last slice of cake. Most photographers book up months in advance, especially during peak wedding season, so don’t wait too long.

Step 5: Countdown to Magic

From here on, it’s smooth sailing. You’ll get a few planning chats to nail the details, then on the big day, your photographer will blend in like an old mate—capturing the belly laughs, happy tears, and that one guest who always ends up with a tie around their head. Don’t stress about posing; the best shots happen when you’re just being yourselves.

Bonus Tips:

Trust your photographer. They know their stuff and have a knack for catching those blink-and-you-miss-it moments.

Golden hour is your best friend. If your photographer suggests sneaking out for sunset photos, do it—you won’t regret it.

Relax and enjoy the day. The best photos happen when you’re soaking up the love and laughter, not stressing about the camera.

And that’s it—simple, fun, and absolutely no awkward prom poses. Now, go book your photographer before someone else snags your date, and get ready for photos that’ll make your mates jealous and your nan proud.